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Why did Doctor Who surf the net?
He was looking for the Cyberman.

Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist?
He doesn't want to lose his K9.

What did Bill Gates say to the Cyberman?
"Upgrade or you will be deleted!"

Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!


What does Doctor Who have with his pizza?
Dalek bread


How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
Exfoliate!